12 ziceri memorabile: exerciții pentru cursanții la limba engleză

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

• If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

• I'm great at multi-tasking : I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

• Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.

• Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

• He who laughs last thinks slowest.

• I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

• Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

• Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

• If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?